"A fork guy seems to have a cleft palate and can’t articulate clearly, but he is so kind that he won’t hit a woman!" Jiang ying shy way
"Great aunt, you have a good eye. Uncle Ah Cha seems to be only 39 strong this year. The most important thing is that there are no gambling and drinking habits. I’ll ask Jin Lan to hook you up! If you two become me, I will help you plant an acre of vegetables! " Two dog clappers way
"hmm!"
Seeing Jiang Ying nodding, two dog escorted her to Huang Yan’s house. It was arranged properly. two dog dialed Jin Lan Jin Lan in a word and learned that it was her matchmaker who immediately got excited. "Okay, I’ll go find the fork guy now!"
Pack up your words. Jin Lan rode the bullet train straight to the fork guy’s house.
At this time, it was more than ten o’clock in the evening. When rhubarb dog met Jin Lan, he knocked on the door without calling Jin Lan. "Good news, Brother Acha, open the door quickly!"
Ah Cha guy is a famous bachelor in the village. Local ruffians often throw stones at his yard and laugh at him for not getting a daughter-in-law. But Ah Cha guy never loses his temper. He earns 300 yuan a day as an employee in two dog’s field and drinks a little wine if he has nothing to do.
Strong bachelors are the saddest at night. It’s past ten o’clock now, and most villagers have finished their day’s work. They have already entered and fallen asleep, and it’s hard to sleep because of the bachelor’s couch tossing and turning.
As soon as Jin Lan called him, he heard it, that is, he came out to play doorways. "Sister Ying Nan (Jin Lan)? What do you have? "
"Brother A-cha, I took orders from my boss to help you match up. Do you want to get married?" Jin Lan excitedly way
"(Who doesn’t want to marry me?" As soon as he got married, Ah Cha suddenly lost his temper, and since childhood, he has been compared to a patient with extreme inferiority complex and social phobia.
"Brother fork, can you straighten your tongue? You can’t be heard clearly! And don’t shake your hands, okay? I will eat you! "
"Ying Ying male (Jin Lan) sister, I was born to talk about flowers (words) like this, and I didn’t slow down (do) flowers (method)!"
"Brother A Cha, how many models do you have?"
"forty or forty thousand!"
"A hundred thousand?" Jin Lan was secretly taken aback and said that the big talker had spent so much money, and there were 100 thousand enough to marry a wife.
"Forty thousand!"
"Hundreds I know you have hundreds, so I ask you what do you think of our village Jiang Ying? She divorced Pi Cannon 45 years ago, six years older than you. Do you like her? " Jin Lan threw a big bang way
"ah? Yingnan (Jin Lan) sister Yang (Jiang) Ying is good. I have no problem. Does she look at me? "
"Alas, you have a big boss, and you are afraid that Jiang Ying can’t look at you. The big boss said that Jiang Ying would marry you. He helped you grow an acre of vegetables and earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a month!"
The fork guy saw that Jin Lan didn’t seem to be joking, and he was excited and said, "Well, that’s great!"
"Do you like Jiang Ying? Then I’ll call Jiang Ying here now. By the way, you’ve prepared 30 thousand yuan for Jiang Ying’s bride price. Is there any problem? "
"Cocoa! I will also introduce money to you! "
"I am according to the big boss instructions to which dare to accept your money? I don’t want you. Hurry and change into a better suit. I’ll call Jiang Ying! " With that, Jin Lan called Jiang Ying. When Jiang Ying heard that Ah Cha was willing to marry her, she was elated. She specially changed her closet clothes and dressed beautifully. She came to meet Jin Lan with Sophora japonica.
"Jiang Ying elder sister fork brothers can be honest, he said to you willing to marry him, he is willing to give you thirty thousand yuan bride price money! What do you think? "
"I’m a second-married woman. I don’t need such colorful gifts. Just ask him to give me two thousand!"
"Haha, Sister Jiang Ying is so considerate and kind. You can discuss the bride price yourself. I took the instructions from the big boss to help you take the lead. Let’s go. Brother A fork or the director? Sister Jiang Ying, you got a big bargain!" Jin Lan giggled with joy.
"Good Jin Lan, don’t laugh at me. I just see that he is poor and single at such a big age." Speaking of Ah Cha brother Jiang Ying is a burst of love.
"Yes, Ah Cha’s brother is inarticulate. His parents died so early and haven’t got married yet. How many people in the village laugh at him, Sister Jiang Ying? I’m sure you will be good to him!"
"I’m sure I’ll be good to him if he doesn’t hit anyone!"
"No, no, Brother A-cha is very honest. If he dares to hit you, tell the big boss that the big boss can’t kill him!"
"hmm!"
After a while, the two men came to Ah Cha Lao’s house and never thought that Ah Cha Lao was too scared to come out when he heard Jiang Ying coming.
"Brother Ah Cha, your daughter-in-law has come to open the door?" Jin Lan wondered why this guy had changed his mind all the time because of what he said just now.
"Ying Nan (Jin Lan) sister I am afraid!" O fork old voice chattering way
"A fork brother Jiang Ying likes that you are human and she won’t eat you. What are you afraid of?" Knowing that this is the reason, Jin Lan is in distress situation.
Jiang Ying also persuaded, "Brother A Cha, you are from bad karma and I am from bad karma. We are both single. If you like me, I will open the door!"
"Sister Yangyang (Jiang) I don’t deserve you!"
"Fool, you’ve never been married. I’m a second-married woman. I don’t deserve you. I’ve been there before, so I don’t pretend to be a bride price. I don’t want you to give you a symbolic two thousand. By the way, Jin Lan gave you a matchmaker. You gave her a one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine red envelope. That’s all. Open the door if you want, but I don’t want to fuck off!"
See Jiang Ying put words to this creaking fork guy that summon up courage to open the door.
See fork guy open, the door Jiang Ying overjoyed to Jin Lan said "Jin Lan sister why don’t you go back first? It’s really necessary for us to introduce money! "
"Sister Jiang Ying, I am ordered by the big boss to match the strings. How dare I accept any introduction money? No, no, then you are busy with me!" After Jin Lan offered to help the door, she didn’t go, but peeked through the crack of the door.
At this moment, the fork guy’s room seems to be lit up. Jiang Ying is a n experienced person. First, she helped the fork guy clean up. After seeing the fork guy sitting on the couch, he shivered, which is the former comfort. "Big brother, has your hand been shaking like this?" Why don’t I take you to the hospital one day? "
"No, no,no. When I talk to people, I will shake my hands and control my urine!" The fork guy is shaking even harder.
Jiang Ying suddenly took his hand and said, "Don’t be nervous. I’m your daughter-in-law. What are you nervous about?"
"Well, I’m not nervous!" The fork guy is sweating in this cold weather.
"Big brother, what’s your name?"
"Pippi Little Slave (5)!"
"Little slave?"
"It’s not a slave, it’s 123455!"
"How nice the name Pi Xiaowu is. Then I will call you Xiaowu. Do you like me?" Said Jiang Ying is to remove the clothes.
"I like it!"
"Then why are you kissing me?" Jiang ying close your eyes way
"Kiss you?" When I say it, I make my skin close and my body tense like an execution ground.
"Come and I’ll teach you!"
In a short time, Pi Xiaowu and Jiang Ying in the bedroom lived a happy husband and wife life.
Jin Lan couldn’t think of Pi Xiaowu as a real man. Seeing him so alive and kicking, he quickly went home as a thug.
Early the next morning, Pi two dog woke up to see Ding Qing holding him and kissing him. The two had another good fight …
Chapter 62 Destroy Skeleton Ghost
Ding Qing was radiant and ready to go early after the event.
At breakfast, Ding Qing divined, "Brother Dog, do you know that Aunt Jiang Ying spent the night at Ah Cha Lao’s house last night!"
"Ah became so soon? Fine girl, who did you listen to? "
"Aunt Jin Lan told me?"
"Oh, it’s good to be good!" While eating breakfast, two dog dialed Jiang Ying’s words, "I heard that your good thing has become congratulations!"
"Boss, I can talk to 50% couples. Thank you!" Last night, Jiang Ying was so happy that she didn’t want to have a husband-and-wife life. She became flushed and couldn’t say how happy she was.
"Ha ha aunts married life? Tell me about feelings, "two dog teased her.
"I am very satisfied with reporting that the boss Xiao Wu is very good. He is a good man. Haha!" Jiang ying laugh way
"It’s good to be satisfied. Haha, from this month on, I will help you two plant an acre of vegetables and wait for you to find the vegetable manager Xuemei to register!"
Put away your words and two dog informed Jiang Xuemei.
After breakfast, Fan Daxie, the head of Fancun New Village, accompanied Ying Tianqing, a native of Taoyuan, to find two dog to discuss further matters such as land acquisition and road construction budget.